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Slanguage
Do not use any new word you learn in this column or you will be cheugy. And that’s not good.
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Be a Songwriter!
The world is at 82 million songs and counting. How hard can it be? Not very.
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Boredom Revisited
People who say being bored makes you boring … bore me.
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Word Games
Funny how a simple little diversion can turn into a harrowing existential threat.
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Postmodernism
You don’t know what you know, your reality is not real, and it’s existentially impossible for you to run a red light.
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Voice in a Box
ALEXA! Who wrote the song “Dogs Can Grow Beards All Over”? SIRI! Why do servers give me nine creamers when I ask for one?
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My Commencement Speech
Not that I’ve been invited to give one, but if I were …
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I Have No Idea
Where do writers get their ideas? If you know, please send directions.
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Weasel Words
When joining in the public conversation, it’s always best to have an exit strategy.
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Election Directions
Of right wings, left wings, and a plane with both on a possible trip to Switzerland.
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Silver Scream
I don’t mind getting old. I mind being told I’m not getting old.
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Here’s the Thing
The word that’s worth a thousand pictures.
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